Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

curved bottom
seen through tangle
of morning hair

curvaceous derrière
seen as full moon beneath
cobalt skirt of evening

[ellajam]

curvaceous derrière
seen as full moon beneath
cobalt skirt of evening

skirt conflict
grief slacks off
dress in grins

[ChristopherSea]

skirt conflict
grief slacks off
dress in grins

loafers
slacking off
skirting issues
disserving spanks

[ellajam]

loafers
slacking off
skirting issues
disserving spanks

crusty loaf
gorganzola
issue disserving aroma
delicious

[ChristopherSea]

crusty loaf
gorganzola
issue disserving aroma
delicious

pinched a loaf
'Stinking Bishop' aroma
cheesy vestments
sermon of disservice




'Stinking Bishop' is a smelly cheese

[rayheinrich]

pinched a loaf
'Stinking Bishop' aroma
cheesy vestments
sermon of disservice


"How many loaves have ye?"
"Seven, and a few small fishes."
"How many cheesy vestments have ye?"
"Standard, or bullet-proof?

[ChristopherSea]

"How many loaves have ye?"
"Seven, and a few small fishes."
"How many cheesy vestments have ye?"
"Standard, or bullet-proof?

Nervous wearing cheese vest,
fish pants, bread shoes
Seven cats and a few rats
following me home

[jdvanwijk]

Nervous wearing cheese vest,
fish pants, bread shoes
Seven cats and a few rats
following me home

bread and cheese
wholesome lunch
cat and rat as desert
quiescent equipoise
.

[ChristopherSea]

bread and cheese
wholesome lunch
cat and rat as desert
quiescent equipoise

quiescent cheese
culturing penicillium
unfit for cat, sufficing rat

[bena]

quiescent cheese
culturing penicillium
unfit for cat, sufficing rat

He was a fine looking
vermin, but couldn't find a mate.
All the women could tell he had no
leptospirose.

---

{feel free to shoot me}

[ChristopherSea]

quiescent cheese
culturing penicillium
unfit for cat, sufficing rat

He was a fine looking
vermin, but couldn't find a mate.
All the women could tell he had no
leptospirose.

---

{feel free to shoot me}

You mean that he had the infection.

---

He was a fine looking
vermin, but couldn't find a mate.
All the women could tell he had no
leptospirose.

spirochetes bore
into open sores
spreading tails of rodentia lore

[rayheinrich]

spirochetes bore
into open sores
spreading tails of rodentia lore


Jerry was a rat,
Fastidious and fat.
Versed in arcane lore,
In pestilence and war.

[ChristopherSea]

Jerry was a rat,
Fastidious and fat.
Versed in arcane lore,
In pestilence and war.

Rats as our chariots,
we shall plague the invaders
with biological weaponry
Fleas shall inherit the earth!

[ChristopherSea]

Rats as our chariots,
we shall plague the invaders
with biological weaponry
Fleas shall inherit the earth!

The Black Death was our wild-type kin
we are the white laboratory rats
we are sacrificed for your betterment

[jdvanwijk]

The Black Death was our wild-type kin
we are the white laboratory rats
we are sacrificed for your betterment

Was born a lab rabbit,
grew into a human being;
still dislike cosmetics though.

[ChristopherSea]

Was born a lab rabbit,
grew into a human being;
still dislike cosmetics though.

runs a tardy vested Rabbit,
down abrupt winding path
comes a little girl in follow
fresh as ivory snow

[jdvanwijk]

runs a tardy vested Rabbit,
down abrupt winding path
comes a little girl in follow
fresh as ivory snow

girl fall
girl swig
girl small
girl big

[ChristopherSea]

girl fall
girl swig
girl small
girl big

Girl swigs big White Russians
suffers a small fall
through one way mirror

[jdvanwijk]

Girl swigs big White Russians
suffers a small fall
through one way mirror

In the mirror, a mirror
and in this mirror, another mirror.
What does the final mirror mirror?

[ChristopherSea]

In the mirror, a mirror
and in this mirror, another mirror.
What does the final mirror mirror?

It was a dark and stormy night
and the captain said to jack
tell me a story jack
Well, It was a dark and stormy night…