Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

they lynched Lou
from a streetlamp
his last frozen breath
hazy in the sodium glow

sodium burns orange when aflame
strontium a brilliant red
the art and science of pyrotechnics

[ellajam]

sodium burns orange when aflame
strontium a brilliant red
the art and science of pyrotechnics

villain strontium refines
the earthy mangelwurzel
into a pale mound
of empty calories.

[ChristopherSea]

villain strontium refines
the earthy mangelwurzel
into a pale mound
of empty calories.

(you and your manglewurzel!)

mangled my weiner-snitzel
shagging her mound
of heavy cellulite

[ellajam]

mangled my weiner-snitzel
shagging her mound
of heavy cellulite

whiner in a snit
begs attention
but gets ignored

[bena]

whiner in a snit
begs attention
but gets ignored

Silently the homeless person
lies dying in the snow.
Flakes of every kind fall.

[billy]

Silently the homeless person
lies dying in the snow.
Flakes of every kind fall.

wife smells perfume
off another women
i am homeless person

[ChristopherSea]

wife smells perfume
off another women
i am homeless person

ex-wife stinks of contempt,
greed and $500K of his
blood, sweat and tears

[ellajam]

ex-wife stinks of contempt,
greed and $500K of his
blood, sweat and tears

sweetheart stinks,
sweat of hard work on his skin
tempts me towards the shower

[ChristopherSea]

sweetheart stinks,
sweat of hard work on his skin
tempts me towards the shower

fragrance of sweet heart
sweating in crock-pot
entices showering monster

[ellajam]

fragrance of sweet heart
sweating in crock-pot
entices showering monster

what a crock
ain't no monster in the shower
or clown under the bed

[Magpie]

what a crock
ain't no monster in the shower
or clown under the bed

over-dozed clown
slips gently
into the underworld

[ChristopherSea]

over-dozed clown
slips gently
into the underworld

clowns who wear
no makeup hide in
shadows of the tent

[Magpie]

clowns who wear
no makeup hide in
shadows of the tent

the retired gymnast
would often make up
tentative suicide plans

[ChristopherSea]

the retired gymnast
would often make up
tentative suicide plans

former gymnast pommels
his horse to pictures of
prepubescent girls in tights

[bena]

former gymnast pommels
his horse to pictures of
prepubescent girls in tights

Raided by the sex police,
now he is horse-bent-over
as the guards look past.


*wonders to self how many lists I'm on......*

[ellajam]

Raided by the sex police,
now he is horse-bent-over
as the guards look past.

unguarded
past failures released
sex rears its pretty head

[newsclippings]

unguarded
past failures released
sex rears its pretty head

sex breeds
penile
atrophy.

[bena]

sex breeds
penile
atrophy

reproduction is dust
like a memory someone forgot
the species cries for help

[ChristopherSea]

reproduction is dust
like a memory someone forgot
the species cries for help

our species screams out
for natural selection
in an environment
free of adaptive pressure

[ChristopherSea]

our species screams out
for natural selection
in an environment
free of adaptive pressure

natural erection spills forth
pale silky ribbons
in pressure free environment