Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

pensive
seven vixen sex
expensive nip
penis sees
pen sieves

(by Anna Gram)

vixen pines
seven desires
pin resides
lonely street
odds and evens

(by Mr A Ganna)

Ha ha, good reply Mark, all of my words were found within 'expensive'

[Mopkins]

vixen pines
seven desires
pin resides
lonely street
odds and evens

odds and evens
on the dice
I throw them once
I throw them twice
Desirous of
a number seven
But other numbers
I am getting

[Mopkins]

odds and evens
on the dice
I throw them once
I throw them twice
Desirous of
a number seven
But other numbers
I am getting





Seven numbers I have had,
I’m number now and I am glad.
Desirous of a natural high
I rolled and smoked them, time’s gone by.
Now quietly I sip my cup
of coffee as I straighten up.

[Mopkins]

Seven numbers I have had,
I’m number now and I am glad.
Desirous of a natural high
I rolled and smoked them, time’s gone by.
Now quietly I sip my cup
of coffee as I straighten up.


I sip my coffee greedily
and hastily and needily.
Mornings suck!
Finish the cup
then refill it immediately.

[ChristopherSea]

I sip my coffee greedily
and hastily and needily.
Mornings suck!
Finish the cup
then refill it immediately.

psychoactive stimulant
alkaloid of xanthine
give us caffeine
NOW

[Mopkins]

psychoactive stimulant
alkaloid of xanthine
give us caffeine
NOW

An active psycho named bill
refused to swallow his pill
with his caffeine-
soon nurses were seen
injecting him against his will.

[ChristopherSea]

An active psycho named bill
refused to swallow his pill
with his caffeine-
soon nurses were seen
injecting him against his will.

psychotic buffalo bill
skinned starved fat women
to the chagrin of clarice

[Mopkins]

psychotic buffalo bill
skinned starved fat women
to the chagrin of clarice


psychotic and chagrined was Clarice,
her inner demons they’d harass
her and they’d lie,
oh how she cried,
she kept all her tears in a chalice.

[Magpie]

psychotic and chagrined was Clarice,
her inner demons they’d harass
her and they’d lie,
oh how she cried,
she kept all her tears in a chalice.

did you ever hear about Church Alice
and her demon brother Mr. Malice
they fought and they cried
'coz they couldn't decide
who shot J.R. in Dallas

[Mopkins]

did you ever hear about Church Alice
and her demon brother Mr. Malice
they fought and they cried
'coz they couldn't decide
who shot J.R. in Dallas


In church Alice fought with her pastor
about demons and Satan their master,
‘It’s ridiculous
to believe in this!’
And out the door the pastor cast her.

[RiverNotch]

In church Alice fought with her pastor
about demons and Satan their master,
‘It’s ridiculous
to believe in this!’
And out the door the pastor cast her.

There once were some demons named Satan,
Which had a pet cat named, well, Satan
The pet cat was quite big,
And he quite liked to frig
Ridiculous pastors named Clayton.

Not part of the poem and not in any way significant: The pet cat was quite big, and he quite liked to frig.

*wink*wink*

[Magpie]

There once were some demons named Satan,
Which had a pet cat named, well, Satan
The pet cat was quite big,
And he quite liked to frig
Ridiculous pastors named Clayton.

big cat ~
eclipses
Jupiter

[ChristopherSea]

There once were some demons named Satan,
Which had a pet cat named, well, Satan
The pet cat was quite big,
And he quite liked to frig
Ridiculous pastors named Clayton.

I once new a fellow named Satan
He was born and grew up in Dayton
Led down the wrong path
Fired up with wrath
A reputation hard to straighten
---------------------------------
big cat ~
eclipses
Jupiter

my feline taste
in conjunction
with Venus

[Magpie]

my feline taste
in conjunction
with Venus

distracted by Venus
I missed the silicon junction
headed down 59th bridge street
looking for love
feline groovy

[Mopkins]

I once new a fellow named Satan
He was born and grew up in Dayton
Led down the wrong path
Fired up with wrath
A reputation hard to straighten

my feline taste
in conjunction
with Venus


Satan had a crush on sweet Venus
And plied her with bottles of guiness
hoping for a screw
as Satan will do
but she laughed aloud at his penis

[ChristopherSea]

Satan had a crush on sweet Venus
And plied her with bottles of guiness
hoping for a screw
as Satan will do
but she laughed aloud at his penis

The size of satan’s penis, enormous
Never the bragger, for fear to bore us
But when pressed by a porn star
He whipped out his scimitar
In rapture, she lost her clitoris

[Mopkins]

The size of satan’s penis, enormous
Never the bragger, for fear to bore us
But when pressed by a porn star
He whipped out his scimitar
In rapture, she lost her clitoris

'My penis is enormous' he said
bragging on the way to his bed
but when he whipped it out
I was left with no doubt
that I had been gravely misled

[ChristopherSea]

'My penis is enormous' he said
bragging on the way to his bed
but when he whipped it out
I was left with no doubt
that I had been gravely misled

I beg your pardon Ms Grand Canyon,
you've room enough for five stout bandsmen.
I’d find more pleasure
banging shoe leather,
you'd best find an equine companion.

[Mopkins]

I beg your pardon Ms Grand Canyon,
you've room enough for five stout bandsmen.
I’d find more pleasure
banging shoe leather,
you'd best find an equine companion.

On a rope tied across the Grand Canyon
Came our hero, the acrobat madman
Of shoes he was bare
As he balanced there
He made it across, as it happened.

[ChristopherSea]

On a rope tied across the Grand Canyon
Came our hero, the acrobat madman
Of shoes he was bare
As he balanced there
He made it across, as it happened.

Evel knievel had tried a rocket;
had the whole world inside his pocket,
but premature ejection
to project his erection,
hosed those of us that sat and watched it.


(note: It was snake river canyon.)