Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Erthona]

It was snake river canyon,
that I put my hand on,
and went whirling and twirling away.
I wore my tutu, but don't misconstrue,
that I was completely gay.

[ChristopherSea]

It was snake river canyon,
that I put my hand on,
and went whirling and twirling away.
I wore my tutu, but don't misconstrue,
that I was completely gay.

That's my crevasse
you naughty ass
whirling like some dervish
you make me nervous
ring around your own rosary
and lose that silly hosiery


(whirling, my)

[Mopkins]

That's my crevasse
you naughty ass
whirling like some dervish
you make me nervous
ring around your own rosary
and lose that silly hosiery


A dervish from south Pakistan
Once whirled all the way to Japan
The locals were nervous
Of this sufi dervish
Was he a djinn or a man?

[ChristopherSea]

A dervish from south Pakistan
Once whirled all the way to Japan
The locals were nervous
Of this sufi dervish
Was he a djinn or a man?

an exotic dish from Pakistan
whirled in a sari
wafting curry and attar
to my starving senses


(to, Pakistan, a)

[Mopkins]

an exotic dish from Pakistan
whirled in a sari
wafting curry and attar
to my starving senses
________________________________________

Don’t want to go to Pakistan
Afghanistan or Iran.
Places exotic
make me psychotic
I’m safer at home, yes I am.

[ChristopherSea]

Don’t want to go to Pakistan
Afghanistan or Iran.
Places exotic
make me psychotic
I’m safer at home, yes I am.

You are not Yoda or Sam I am
backwards talking I don’t understand
It happens in poetry
rhyming improperly
as the inverted sentence demands



(I, am)

[Mopkins]

You are not Yoda or Sam I am
backwards talking I don’t understand
It happens in poetry
rhyming improperly
as the inverted sentence demands



Prosecutor demanded a sentence
to be given to him as a penance.
Though he went to jail
rehabilitation failed-
he left there still quite unrepentant.

[RiverNotch]

Prosecutor demanded a sentence
to be given to him as a penance.
Though he went to jail
rehabilitation failed-
he left there still quite unrepentant.

What is the sentence
For a man forgiven?
And what is forgiveness
To a man unrepentant?

[Magpie]

What is the sentence
For a man forgiven?
And what is forgiveness
To a man unrepentant?

Forgive Nessy,
loch apparition.
Mr. Crowley is the man,
to whom the finger points.
"Do what thou wilt"

(forgiveness, man, to)

[ChristopherSea]

Forgive Nessy,
loch apparition.
Mr. Crowley is the man,
to whom the finger points.
"Do what thou wilt"

forgiveness is messy
law necessitates justice
Crowley's fingerprint
on Nessy's neck
points to the gallows

(nessy, forgiveness, crowley, finger)

[Magpie]

forgiveness is messy
law necessitates justice
Crowley's fingerprint
on Nessy's neck
points to the gallows

to keep you from the gallows
polar bears have been sent
disguised as Rastafarians
from houses of the holy
drinking coke with just ice

(gallows, justice)

[Mopkins]

to keep you from the gallows
polar bears have been sent
disguised as Rastafarians
from houses of the holy
drinking coke with just ice

(bears, rastafarian, holy)


A holy Rastafarian bear
once set fire to his hair
while lighting a jay
on his way to pray,
he arrived at the temple quite bare.

[billy]

A holy Rastafarian bear
once set fire to his hair
while lighting a jay
on his way to pray,
he arrived at the temple quite bare.

holy faux choo choo
seems to have matured
can't trust a rasta

[ChristopherSea]

holy faux choo choo
seems to have matured
can't trust a rasta

I don't trust a Rasta
toking like a choo-choo
dreadlocking my door man

[Mopkins]

I don't trust a Rasta
toking like a choo-choo
dreadlocking my door man

I choo choose to to toke MaryJane
so does my par partner Alain.
My stutter go goes
Wh why I don’t know
The rea reason it isn’t p plain.

[ChristopherSea]

I choo choose to to toke MaryJane
so does my par partner Alain.
My stutter go goes
Wh why I don’t know
The rea reason it isn’t p plain.

you look adorable in MaryJanes
partnered with dresses, I go insane
they’re highly reflective
highlighting objectives
patent leather tickles my membranes

[Mopkins]

you look adorable in MaryJanes
partnered with dresses, I go insane
they’re highly reflective
highlighting objectives
patent leather tickles my membranes

Moist are my nasal membranes,
pollen is driving them insane,
my nose it is tickley
and also quite trickley
I must have hay-fever, it’s plain.

[ChristopherSea]

Moist are my nasal membranes,
pollen is driving them insane,
my nose it is tickley
and also quite trickley
I must have hay-fever, its plain.

(my allergies at their worst this year)

hay infusions grow paramecia
protozoa can give you nausea
but some science nerds
have noses for the absurd
as poetic encyclopedias

[Mopkins]

hay infusions grow paramecia
protozoa can give you nausea
but some science nerds
have noses for the absurd
as poetic encyclopedias

Used to nose through encylopedias
in the days before multimedia.
Now google's my friend
a real godsend
researching things was once tedious.

[ChristopherSea]

Used to nose through encylopedias
in the days before multimedia.
Now google's my friend
a real godsend
researching things was once tedious.

I've nosed through local librarians
but you’re emphatically hotter
in your new Google Glasses
let's research cyber lassie