Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[bena]

Miss Manners didn't teach us
proper prison etiquette
or how to be men
instead of someone else’s woman

You know what they like to do
to boys like me
in jail.

[rayheinrich]

You know what they like to do
to boys like me
in jail.


Prison is as prison does,
Our fortune's not abaft us;
Clever critters fake disease
To those who'd try to shaft us.

[ChristopherSea]

Prison is as prison does,
Our fortune's not abaft us;
Clever critters fake disease
To those who'd try to shaft us.

It’s surprising, with all the shafting
going on behind prison walls,
that more don’t tunnel to escape

[ChristopherSea]

It’s surprising, with all the shafting
going on behind prison walls,
that more don’t tunnel to escape

In prison,
orange has become
the new black

[ellajam]

Welcome back

In prison,
orange has become
the new black

barricades
become prisons
blueprints lost

[ChristopherSea]

always nice to see you


barricades
become prisons
blueprints lost

black and blue
from breaking barricades,
let’s bask in the sun until sienna

[ellajam]

black and blue
from breaking barricades,
let’s bask in the sun until sienna

as quickly as summer has landed
sienna lurks behind daylilies and asters
ready to pounce

[bena]

as quickly as summer has landed
sienna lurks behind daylilies and asters
ready to pounce

Upward seems the norm
as rays defy the rule
and blast downward, blistering.

[ellajam]

Upward seems the norm
as rays defy the rule
and blast downward, blistering.

Norm and Ray stood on the ledge
line and lures thrown off the edge
when Nessie's bite
put them in flight
the police were called to dredge

[bena]

[ChristopherSea]

Norm and Ray stood on the ledge
line and lures thrown off the edge
when Nessie's bite
put them in flight
the police were called to dredge

Norma Jeane Mortenson sashayed with a slouch.
Her lines and contours beckoned the couch.
Her kiss was a bite,
a sassy delight,
as her suitors will assuredly vouch.

[just mercedes]

Norma Jeane Mortenson sashayed with a slouch.
Her lines and contours beckoned the couch.
Her kiss was a bite,
a sassy delight,
as her suitors will assuredly vouch.

Norma Jeane Mortenson-Bloch
has a clit with the contours of cock.
The parrots who bite
with exuberance might
mistake it for Amazonocque.

[ChristopherSea]

Norma Jeane Mortenson-Bloch
has a clit with the contours of cock.
The parrots who bite
with exuberance might
mistake it for Amazonocque.

With normal genes,
a mortar, block and tackle,
I’ll create a vagina that does not bite.

[Erthona]

With normal genes,
a mortar, block and tackle,
I’ll create a vagina that does not bite.

A biting vagina is a fright,
it seems to me it is not right,
I'll not put my pole in a hole so tight!
But, then again,
what strange places
has Christopher been in!

[ellajam]

A biting vagina is a fright,
it seems to me it is not right,
I'll not put my pole in a hole so tight!
But, then again,
what strange places
has Christopher been in!

Ms. L had a hole with a nip
enough to just tickle his tip
though at first he would jump
now he keeps up his thump
but refuses to give her some lip

[ChristopherSea]

Ms. L had a hole with a nip
enough to just tickle his tip
though at first he would jump
now he keeps up his thump
but refuses to give her some lip

Ms. L had neither the diction
nor friction potential of Ms. Emma Peel
whose Rigg made one reel
in the elocution flowing
from this lovely Avenger’s pursed lips

[Erthona]

Ms. L had neither the diction
nor friction potential of Ms. Emma Peel
whose Rigg made one reel
in the elocution flowing
from this lovely Avenger’s pursed lips

Emma was good, but Uma was better,
and Ms. L couldn't match her
while wearing a sweater.
I prefer eating Venus on the half shell
it rings my bell well...well, well, well, well
(James Brown interlude)

[ChristopherSea]

Emma was good, but Uma was better,
and Ms. L couldn't match her
while wearing a sweater.
I prefer eating Venus on the half shell
it rings my bell well...well, well, well, well
(James Brown interlude)

Uma was a lanky twig,
while Emma was a rare ripe fig.
In hot pants,
she drove the godfather wild,
all the way to the bridge my child.

[Erthona]

Uma was a lanky twig,
while Emma was a rare ripe fig.
In hot pants,
she drove the godfather wild,
all the way to the bridge my child.

I ain't your child, lets get that straight,
no doubt sweet Uma's who I'd date,
you can stick that fig up godfather's butt,
cause lanky or ripe
I'd rather spend the night,
with Uma, cause she is such a slut.

[just mercedes]

I ain't your child, lets get that straight,
no doubt sweet Uma's who I'd date,
you can stick that fig up godfather's butt,
cause lanky or ripe
I'd rather spend the night,
with Uma, cause she is such a slut.


I'm thinking I had her last spring -
it's really amazing, the thing
she does with her nose
and your little toes -
that's why I'm still wearing this sling.