Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ellajam]

jacking the parallax view,
waxing worm holes;
thinking of you
my queen


spilling jacks and bouncing ball
combinations fill my mind
the patterns that they make enthrall
me, sweeping up each one I find

[ChristopherSea]

spilling jacks and bouncing ball
combinations fill my mind
the patterns that they make enthrall
me, sweeping up each one I find

we spilled out cracker jacks
for the prize inside,
and that’s no poppycock

[rayheinrich]

we spilled out cracker jacks
for the prize inside,
and that’s no poppycock

The qualities of crackers are not strain'd,
They droppeth as a gentle rain from heaven
Upon our mouths beneath. The jacks twice bless:
They blesseth him that gives and him that takes.

[ChristopherSea]

The qualities of crackers are not strain'd,
They droppeth as a gentle rain from heaven
Upon our mouths beneath. The jacks twice bless:
They blesseth him that gives and him that takes.

life's strained cracker
I ain't been blessed once
heaven ain't raining on me
so I jack what I needs
to fill mouths

[ellajam]

life's strained cracker
I ain't been blessed once
heaven ain't raining on me
so I jack what I needs
to fill mouths

Gramps

We knew Mad Jack gets what he needs
with a shrug to whoever else bleeds
with a cig on his lip
and a whiskey to sip
his good somehow outweighed bad deeds

[ChristopherSea]

Gramps

We knew Mad Jack gets what he needs
with a shrug to whoever else bleeds
with a cig on his lip
and a whiskey to sip
his good somehow outweighed bad deeds


Vamps

Wild Jackie always gets what she wants
making use of the assets she flaunts.
With those inviting hips
and a firm kung fu grip,
she's hardly the naive debutante.

[just mercedes]

Vamps

Wild Jackie always gets what she wants
making use of the assets she flaunts.
With those inviting hips
and a firm kung fu grip,
she's hardly the naive debutante.

Cramps

Every month it's the same bloody thing
like a gush from some deep thermal spring
bringing pimples and pain
'til I'm driven insane
into nappy and crib, teething ring.

[Keith]

Cramps

Every month it's the same bloody thing
like a gush from some deep thermal spring
bringing pimples and pain
'til I'm driven insane
into nappy and crib, teething ring.


Tramps

Johnny looked back
picked up dimps
bringing the insane
Johnny looks back
dirty Johnny Look-back.

[ellajam]

Tramps

Johnny looked back
picked up dimps
bringing the insane
Johnny looks back
dirty Johnny Look-back.

Stamps

I laugh at how he stamps his feet
and squeezes out a tear
a toddler's tantrum can't be beat
for drama going nowhere

[ChristopherSea]

Stamps

I laugh at how he stamps his feet
and squeezes out a tear
a toddler's tantrum can't be beat
for drama going nowhere


Amps

Johnny Winter played a mean blues guitar.
This albino (with mojo) looked bizarre,
but his slide work was a treat
as the man worked the beat
to revive Muddy Waters’ repertoire.

[ellajam]

Amps

Johnny Winter played a mean blues guitar.
This albino (with mojo) looked bizarre,
but his slide work was a treat
as the man worked the beat
to revive Muddy Waters’ repertoire.

Lamps

those high-hats set the world like a stage
giant TVs are now all the rage
yet we live in soft glow
only lamplight can know
entertainment the word on the page.

[maximumjake]

Lamps

those high-hats set the world like a stage
giant TVs are now all the rage
yet we live in soft glow
only lamplight can know
entertainment the word on the page.


Gramps v. 2.0

Grandpa was a killer,
always had a drink with dinner.
Scalped German Nazi fighters
cauterizing wounds with lighters.

[ChristopherSea]

Grandpa was a killer,
always had a drink with dinner.
Scalped German Nazi fighters
cauterizing wounds with lighters.

Gramps was a cereal killer,
shredding wheat, rolling oats,
popping corn--
nary a grain was safe from this grand reaper

[ellajam]

Gramps was a cereal killer,
shredding wheat, rolling oats,
popping corn--
nary a grain was safe from this grand reaper

rolling with laughter
your gifts are right
up my alley

[ChristopherSea]

rolling with laughter
your gifts are right
up my alley

rolling with the home boys
down a dicey alley,
should have turned left

[rayheinrich]

rolling with the home boys
down a dicey alley,
should have turned left


our dicey alley angst allayed
we left, turned left, came rolling home



P.S. Your sig. announces: "My new watercolor: 'Crane Lagoon'/Chris" but I've lost(i.e. I have it but can't find it because of all
the junk I seemed to have poured into my computationally intensive internet portal) the link to your watercolors.
So tell me (Billy will forgive you).

[ellajam]

rolling with the home boys
down a dicey alley,
should have turned left


our dicey alley angst allayed
we left, turned left, came rolling home



P.S. Your sig. announces: "My new watercolor: 'Crane Lagoon'/Chris" but I've lost(i.e. I have it but can't find it because of all
the junk I seemed to have poured into my computationally intensive internet portal) the link to your watercolors.
So tell me (Billy will forgive you).

(Facebook Christopher Sea)

Her angst dissipated with age
slipped away with her fear and her rage
not much energy left
but no longer bereft
of the calm that she sought at that stage

[Magpie]

Her angst dissipated with age
slipped away with her fear and her rage
not much energy left
but no longer bereft
of the calm that she sought at that stage

she nearly sought the sort
that fought for nought
and who ought to have thought
more about her age than her raging desires

[ChristopherSea]

she nearly sought the sort
that fought for nought
and who ought to have thought
more about her age than her raging desires


Maleficent burned with ceaseless fire,
mere age could never quench her desire
for tall vodka snorts,
twisted boudoir sports
and those innocents she could bemire

[rayheinrich]

I went to 'Christopher Sea' on facebook and found your watercolors
that I'd seen before (still beautiful), but 'Crane Lagoon' didn't seem
to be there. What am I missing?