Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Magpie]

thicker than water
oozing to a metered beat
moderator scarlet

scarlett johansson
beat my metered grease gun
until it stopped working

[ChristopherSea]

scarlett johansson
beat my metered grease gun
until it stopped working

Scarlett O’Hara
could work the back fat
of any southern boar

[just mercedes]

take that back
you dirty rat
don't ever say
that I am fat

meanwhile, back at the ranch
the fat cats have kidnapped
Clarise, and tied her
to the railway lines

[RiverNotch]

meanwhile, back at the ranch
the fat cats have kidnapped
Clarise, and tied her
to the railway lines

[Orgasms!]

As the train speeds on,
a woman tied to the ties
screams in ecstasy.

[Magpie]

As the train speeds on,
a woman tied to the ties
screams in ecstasy.

and you may ask yourself
speed and ecstasy?
and you may tell yourself
same as it ever was...

[ChristopherSea]

and you may ask yourself
speed and ecstasy?
and you may tell yourself
same as it ever was...

buckle up
and tell yourself
that speed induced ecstasy
is fleeting fancy

[ChristopherSea]

fancy buckle man
sidles up to the bar
and he says to me...

… if you unbuckle
these chaps I’ll show you
my fancy pistol

[ChristopherSea]

you might call it
a pistol...it looks more like
a derringer

Would you call a cannon
a pellet gun?
Let’s flourish our weapons,
engage in some fun.

[just mercedes]

Would you call a cannon
a pellet gun?
Let’s flourish our weapons,
engage in some fun.

We'll plant flowers
in the mouths of the guns,
stuff all the cannons
with politicians and nuns.

[Magpie]

We'll plant flowers
in the mouths of the guns,
stuff all the cannons
with politicians and nuns.

Schrödinger's politician
paradox? 
that's absurd
hand me my gun*

*Stephen Hawking: "When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun"

[ChristopherSea]

Schrödinger's politician
paradox?
that's absurd
hand me my gun*

Politicians and quantum mechanics
cannot fix a thing;
it’s no paradox

[rayheinrich]

it's always odd
the dryer paradox
to end up with one
of a pair a sox

these bras dried on high
no longer fit titties
i guess i could try them
on one of the kitties

[ChristopherSea]

these bras dried on high
no longer fit titties
i guess i could try them
on one of the kitties

when she graduated
from Kiddie City,
her titties sat pretty
above her kitty,
suggesting Toys-R-Us
to playboys

[ellajam]

when she graduated
from Kiddie City,
her titties sat pretty
above her kitty,
suggesting Toys-R-Us
to playboys

where is my perfect city
big enough for art and transit
small enough for a pretty acre

[Keith]

where is my perfect city
big enough for art and transit
small enough for a pretty acre

Enough acre to dress the wind,
dancing on it's gentle feet,
rooted as she bed time brushes
on summer nights to fall asleep.

[i.might.be.a.bit.sad]

art is in the transit
of ideas through times
the wind through the trees
of a soul through hardship.

[just mercedes]

through the trees
a small clearing ~ alight
serenity patch

four thousand poppy plants
growing in a clearing in the trees -
serenity indeed

[ellajam]

four thousand poppy plants
growing in a clearing in the trees -
serenity indeed

one poppy sways
innocent
bobbing in the breeze

[Grace]

one poppy sways
innocent
bobbing in the breeze

an innocent breeze
stole his cap as he waved
from the prow








 

[ChristopherSea]

one poppy sways
innocent
bobbing in the breeze

poppy says opium
is no good for us
but we dance with the wind
on a whim

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an innocent breeze
stole his cap as he waved
from the prow

the guilty
had their skull caps removed
and flung to errant winds