Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Magpie]

lips cracked
by polar wind
Mawson's revenge

revengeful polar bear
is forced to wear
a high visibility jacket

[Leanne]

revengeful polar bear
is forced to wear
a high visibility jacket

hi-vis jackets
protect the world, they say
damn fluorescent potatoes

[just mercedes]

hi-vis jackets
protect the world, they say
damn fluorescent potatoes

fluoro cones along the way
protect me from the world, OK?
mmm...munchies...chips...

[Magpie]

fluoro cones along the way
protect me from the world, OK?
mmm...munchies...chips...

I gather cones from motorways
so I can be coniferous
like the ice-cream man
—mmm ice-cream—

[ellajam]

I gather cones from motorways
so I can be coniferous
like the ice-cream man
—mmm ice-cream—

old man Walker kept cones
in the pull off in front his house, gone
now I realize he guarded my driveway

[Achebe]

old man Walker kept cones
in the pull off in front his house, gone
now I realize he guarded my driveway

The Walker expedition,
diggers in the wintry dawn,
realise their Inca mummy is gone.

[ellajam]

(hi, ms ent )

majestic mummy mad
he realized that they had taken
all the best parts

mmmm, the best parts
the note that meets the air
the clean slice

[Magpie]

mmmm, the best parts
the note that meets the air
the clean slice

in the cool morning air
Zoroastrians meet to praise
the exalted otter

[rayheinrich]

   in the cool morning air
  Zoroastrians meet to praise
  the exalted otter

  in the cold Pacific
  the Water Dog, fluffing its coat
  Zoroaster, awaiting the sun

[just mercedes]

in the cold Pacific
the Water Dog, fluffing its coat
Zoroaster, awaiting the sun

Calmer than peace,
coated in fluff,
the dog who swallowed the sun

[Leanne]

Calmer than peace,
coated in fluff,
the dog who swallowed the sun

Hot dogs in the sun
fairy floss fluff
fat clowns, thin wallets

[Achebe]

Hot dogs in the sun
fairy floss fluff
fat clowns, thin wallets


Thin valets,
fairy chalets.
Nazis floss in the Champagne noon.

[rayheinrich]

  Thin valets,
   fairy chalets.
   Nazis floss in the Champagne noon.

  Nazi ovens
   just world
   fairy dust

[just mercedes]

Nazi ovens
just world
fairy dust

You can excuse
lies as fairy dust
but the world calls bullshit

[Leanne]

You can excuse
lies as fairy dust
but the world calls bullshit

This bullshit world
is castles of dust
built on the corpses of fairies

[just mercedes]

This bullshit world
is castles of dust
built on the corpses of fairies

Corpses of the world, unite!
You have nothing to lose
but dust.

[rayheinrich]

    Corpses of the world, unite!
    You have nothing to lose
    but dust.
   
    Zombie Jesus,
    corpse of the world;
    The Mother of Faeries
    outlives you.

[just mercedes]

Zombie Jesus,
corpse of the world;
The Mother of Faeries
outlives you.

Plastic Jesus outlives
his Mother, magnet
on the dashboard of the world.

[rayheinrich]

    Plastic Jesus outlives
    his Mother, magnet
    on the dashboard of the world.
   
    Plastic Jesus,
    concrete rebus,
    there to tease us
    kids of rhesus.

[RiverNotch]

Plastic Jesus,
concrete rebus,
there to tease us
kids of rhesus.

Jesus! The concrete's
all dust -- I commanded you
clean out the temple,
not bomb it!