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Rules: Write a poem for national poetry month on the topic or form described. Each poem should appear as a separate reply to this thread. The goal is to, at the end of the month have written 30 poems for National Poetry Month.
This year, there are no form requirements, only "tiers" or "rankings" given informally to all participants:
Bronze Tier: Participate at least once.
Silver Tier: Participate all days.
Gold Tier: Participate all days,
and have all entries be the same form
or have all entries be different forms.
Today's prompt involves another song:
[Video:
https://youtu.be/80g2oFvqh7g?si=W8UsiKnwTtQi8EQ5]
Write
a corporate-sponsored poem!
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R-WAD
It's the all new rose wisp
anal disc- turns your farts to flowers.
She'll say you shouldn't have;
that they smell lovely!
But wait! There's more!
Imagine the look when she hears
the built in butt whistle
that makes farts sing!
Treat their noses!
Why pass gas
when you can give roses ?!
R-WAD is your wad!
not sold in stores only available on line get a free butt whistle when you buy three or more may cause bloating gas internal irritation hash marks and urge to fart recklessly..
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Bullet Proof
BUY ELON’S COOL
Non-practicing atheist
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According to the words of Jesus, son
of that most prudent scholar Sirach, wine
is just as good as life to humankind,
having been made by God for honest fun.
Yet in all this, the Hasmonean sage
was not original: both Solomon,
the righteous king most cosmopolitan,
and his precursor David ever waged
a war against sobriety untempered
by cups of red or shots of white distilled:
the former, that the dying must be filled
as such; the latter, how the holy shepherd
is worthy to be praised by making glad,
with Martell Cordon Bleu, you and the lads!
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(04-22-2025, 09:29 AM)dukealien Wrote: Bullet Proof
BUY ELON’S COOL
Nice use of the spoiler tag
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(04-22-2025, 06:17 PM)busker Wrote: (04-22-2025, 09:29 AM)dukealien Wrote: Bullet Proof
BUY ELON’S COOL
Nice use of the spoiler tag
I'd use the same tag for all three reveals, but the system doesn't process them the way [I think] it should
. No accounting for programming - it's like the way Russian uses double (or more) negatives as intensifiers while English (formally) flips sense with each one.
Non-practicing atheist
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I love BHP
and the mining industry.
It ain't PHP
Django or Flask,
but shuffling through snow in Alask-
an winters. No matter how cold
we dig for copper with gold
byproducts. To hell with Nebrask-
an wheatfields, I say.
'Tis okay to be gay
for Cassius or Casca
in Athabasca
but not in Alaska.
Here, we are Caesar's men, and our Caesar is Trump!
We'll go through misery and pain
and make 'Murica poor again
to beggar the Chinese.
The shopping aisles and hospitals
are empty. I cannot buy knees
but cheese
is ok - lots of it.
The streets are unlit.
Fuck Ukraine,
God Bless Trump.
Say, what's that lump
you have in your head? A brain?
What is it?
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anarky for sale
I enjoy, affectively, certain spiritual paraphernalia
atmospherically-aesthetically
as I did TMNT and DC paraphernalia
as a child.
