Too White To Fit In With The Rednecks by rowens

[milo]

My parents were the most anxious and paranoid people that ever lived.

My mom once threw me out of her house for frying eggs at midnight on the fourth of July. She said it was not something people do, and it was disrespectful. She tried to have me arrested for smoking cigarettes once too.

But I have a great system of conflicting demons and monsters that inspire my writing.

So, midnight - fourth of July - was it 12am beginning the fourth or 11:59 ending?