Too White To Fit In With The Rednecks by rowens

[rowens]

I was alone in the house. Then she came home around midnight and had me sleep outside. She never let me come back. She said I would "poison the stove" by fixing eggs so late, and if anyone found out, it would be disrepectful to the community.

She's done far worse, but I was trying to stay on a lighter note.