To The Masses (edit based on Tom's corrections and some of his suggestions )

[serge gurkski]

hyper-gurkism?

goodness - is that acute or chronic?

perhaps It can be either - in this case?

<<< perhaps yes.

for the sake of my logic - is there an opposing condition hypo-gurk?

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good question. Politeness forbids me to answer it, because it would apply to people not Gurk. You will understand.