10/9c

[Erthona]

That sounds like heaven compared to the tire factory. We begged for chains so we wouldn't fall into the pits of smouldering rubber and they just gave them to you!!?? We begged to have our air cut in half to give our lungs a break from the smoke-fouled air and you got that even though you were clearly misbehaving??!! SMH

You got smoke-fouled air, you mean your air had a smell, and you had heat? Despite the fact we were in a glacier, we were kept naked so we wouldn't run away, because it often occurred we'd get so skinny from lack of food, we could slip through the chains. I guess they were afraid we might sneak up the mine shaft and absorb some of their precious heat from the tiny stove they kept going night and day, burning our freeze-dried feces!

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That glacier sounds wonderful compared to the sweltering temperatures of the tire factory. /AND/ you were allowed to shit??!! What a bunch of ingrates!

We weren't allowed, were told to point our buttocks toward them and spread our cheeks, then they cored us, just like aliens do cows, only they didn't have the kindness to kill us first.