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[Carousal]

[quote='Carousal' pid='159641' dateline='1396558015']

Christ, you two haven’t escaped from a Python sketch by any chance?

You were lucky to live in a shoe box. We lived in a brown paper bag. All 300 of us! Got up at 6 a.m., ate a crust of stale bread, and worked in the mills for 12 hours. When we got home Dad would beat us and put us to bed with no dinner.

Well you were lucky! We used to get up at 3 a.m., strain the lake clean with our teeth, eat a cup of hot gravel, work 15 hours int the mill and when we got home our Dad would beat us about the head and shoulders with a broken beer bottle and use us for kitty litter.

You were lucky to get beat. We begged dad to beat us but he just sent us to bed with no beating for night after night.

"a Python sketch" is it, oh..look whose mister big and fancy, must have been pretty rich to get to see a "a Python sketch". Did your rich mumzie and daddy take you to see a movie at the big fancy theatre where only royalty and rich people can go. And did your mumzie and daddy tuck in the wee little babe at night and read ya some sopping bed time story? You make me want to puke!


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Oh dear, not up to your usual standard of diction is it, pricked a little bubble have we?
Never mind get a good nights sleep and I’m sure you'll be back to normal, dropping those enlightening pearls of wisdom to all of your admiring acolytes.