04-05-2014, 06:43 PM
Carousal wrote:
No acolytes??
I knows yer an educated man an all, but maybe you don't know what "acolytes" are as yer spelling it wrong like. I didn't want to point it out so as not ta embarrass ya, but ya sort of leave me know choice. What yer talking bout is a perry-site discovered by a a Scotsman back in the fifteen hundreds or thar bout. Anyway, the person who discovered them wasn't expecting to find 'em cause they still believed in the humors, so he was surprised like, but when he discovered them he exclaimed "ach 'O' Lice". As they is perry-sites, a small and insignificant critter, at least until they start making ya itch, I have never known of someone naming 'em, certainly not something like "Leanne". I'd just as soon no perry-sites would "fall... in love with" me, named or not cause the last time was bad enough. Though I'm not an educated man like yourself, I do like to read when my boss isn't beating me. So when I had 'em, I read up on these "ach 'O' Lice" and I found that it led to the invention of the "Merkin". Now back then they had no good chemicals like we do today, and like my doctor gave me to get rid 'o' the perry-sites, so if a person got them they had to shave the hair off. Fortunately, I guess you would say, the only place these "ach 'O' Lice" want to be is in ones private parts. Well that's OK, except for the poor prostitutes, who were most likely to get them, and of course to get rid of them they would have to shave their female virgule pubes, so to speak. Well, although most people seem to like the practice nowadays, back then the customers of these here prostitutes didn't like the woman shaved caused they would realize that they had these here perry-sites. Well some smart fellow, probably someone like yourself, decided to invent these triangle shaped hair pieces and sell them to these poor women so they could keep the business coming. Evidently this fellow who invented these things was named "Merkin". No one knows if it was him that named them after hisself, or if the customers just started calling them that on their own. Well as it turns out, this here invention played a big part in the history of the civilized world for nigh on 400 years, until we got smart and started inventing chemicals that can kill things. Well as you can imagine, a lot of women had the use of a Merkin down through the ages, but what is funny is that hardly anybody knows about them, except an educated man like unto yourself. So as ya probably already knows this I'll be begging your pardon for wasting your time.
No acolytes??
I knows yer an educated man an all, but maybe you don't know what "acolytes" are as yer spelling it wrong like. I didn't want to point it out so as not ta embarrass ya, but ya sort of leave me know choice. What yer talking bout is a perry-site discovered by a a Scotsman back in the fifteen hundreds or thar bout. Anyway, the person who discovered them wasn't expecting to find 'em cause they still believed in the humors, so he was surprised like, but when he discovered them he exclaimed "ach 'O' Lice". As they is perry-sites, a small and insignificant critter, at least until they start making ya itch, I have never known of someone naming 'em, certainly not something like "Leanne". I'd just as soon no perry-sites would "fall... in love with" me, named or not cause the last time was bad enough. Though I'm not an educated man like yourself, I do like to read when my boss isn't beating me. So when I had 'em, I read up on these "ach 'O' Lice" and I found that it led to the invention of the "Merkin". Now back then they had no good chemicals like we do today, and like my doctor gave me to get rid 'o' the perry-sites, so if a person got them they had to shave the hair off. Fortunately, I guess you would say, the only place these "ach 'O' Lice" want to be is in ones private parts. Well that's OK, except for the poor prostitutes, who were most likely to get them, and of course to get rid of them they would have to shave their female virgule pubes, so to speak. Well, although most people seem to like the practice nowadays, back then the customers of these here prostitutes didn't like the woman shaved caused they would realize that they had these here perry-sites. Well some smart fellow, probably someone like yourself, decided to invent these triangle shaped hair pieces and sell them to these poor women so they could keep the business coming. Evidently this fellow who invented these things was named "Merkin". No one knows if it was him that named them after hisself, or if the customers just started calling them that on their own. Well as it turns out, this here invention played a big part in the history of the civilized world for nigh on 400 years, until we got smart and started inventing chemicals that can kill things. Well as you can imagine, a lot of women had the use of a Merkin down through the ages, but what is funny is that hardly anybody knows about them, except an educated man like unto yourself. So as ya probably already knows this I'll be begging your pardon for wasting your time.
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.