10/9c

[rayheinrich]

That was a metaphor for my grandma who never loved me. Because she died before I was born. That's my life.

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I put two and two together. You think I take this shit seriously? Two and two. That's heavy shit. What you think? I put two and two, every time!

My aunt Beth sold acid to your grandma.

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WTF
What's This For?
It's an abbreviation for Waste Treatment Facility.


This Monday I will fictionalize a character and it will
turn around and kill me. These are the instructions in
the journal. "In the olden days," reads the journal,
"I called it 'disposable identity'. But times change."
(Every Monday to be exact.)

... to the great consonant shift of 1492, where everyone got together and decided that henceforth, a "v" will be a "b") some people erroneously think it is "voter aunts"...

This theory of 'punctuated consonant shift', while quite the
vogue, is poorly supported by the most recent scientic studies.
Denying "Consonantal drift" girmly laces zou pon she rong slide
pof istory.

...The second one is kind of like people in Australia. Of course today Australia is the second best place to live, Texas being the first, but Ray already knew that.

A common typo. Austria is the second best place to live.
Australia isn't even on the list, and Texas is slightly
below Australia and way to right of it.

"... Thank God Texas isn't apart of that Turkey shoot. "

If it CAN be shot, Texas IS part of it.