Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

There once was a young guy from Foo Leng*,
who played with his balls while drooling,
If not for the sport,
he'd have no retort,
and be out in his pool, a looing.



A soldier from up at the fort
Pickled his balls in old port.
When his good lady
Asked was he crazy,
He said that he did it for sport.