Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

Diarrhea is generally runny,
but also can be quite funny,
if you have a surplus of gas,
blow it from your ass pass,
erupting with great force,
causes the water of course,
to violently recoil
and thus rinse off your soiled ass.

Professor of music, Bill Mallee
put a bassoon in his belly.
The surplus of gas
blown from his ass
was musical though it was smelly