Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[Mopkins]

I once new a fellow named Satan
He was born and grew up in Dayton
Led down the wrong path
Fired up with wrath
A reputation hard to straighten

my feline taste
in conjunction
with Venus


Satan had a crush on sweet Venus
And plied her with bottles of guiness
hoping for a screw
as Satan will do
but she laughed aloud at his penis