Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[ChristopherSea]

Satan had a crush on sweet Venus
And plied her with bottles of guiness
hoping for a screw
as Satan will do
but she laughed aloud at his penis

The size of satan’s penis, enormous
Never the bragger, for fear to bore us
But when pressed by a porn star
He whipped out his scimitar
In rapture, she lost her clitoris