Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[just mercedes]

I ain't your child, lets get that straight,
no doubt sweet Uma's who I'd date,
you can stick that fig up godfather's butt,
cause lanky or ripe
I'd rather spend the night,
with Uma, cause she is such a slut.


I'm thinking I had her last spring -
it's really amazing, the thing
she does with her nose
and your little toes -
that's why I'm still wearing this sling.