05-15-2015, 09:44 AM
(05-14-2015, 08:36 PM)Erthona Wrote: Man that's old. I heard that one 35 years ago. I guess you know the definition of a cotton picker then?
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Yes.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
From stomping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
From stomping out burning ducks.
Why are crows black?
From flying over burning elephants.
What causes forest fires?
Burning crows.
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Why are elephants feet shaped that way?
To fit on lily pads.
Why isn't it safe to walk on the lily pads between 4 and 5 in the afternoon?
That's when the elephants are walking on the lily pads.
Why are frogs such good jumpers?
So they can walk on the lily pads between 4 and 5 in the afternoon.
a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions