Whether One or One Hundred (for Leanne)

[Leanne]

I shall not let age torment me --
if I'm limp I'll get a Bentley.
I've consumed your pearly swine --
if you're hungry, get in line.

Don't mind me, I need to P
all along your measly Q;
I do so resignedly
and bid poetry adieu.

Time did not forget your candle --
rather, to avoid the scandal,
time took off its clothes to caper
naked past your wrinkly taper.

Hallmark, you have much to do,
now's the time for trite, my friends,
do submerge your urgent purging --
one good Puck shall make amends.