3rd Annual Poems About Suicide Month

[dukealien]

A more benign case of "suicide by cop" than most (in which the suicide forces police to kill him).  With airbags, though, probability of success is low - more a "call for help" scenario.  Very effectively written.

So, if I try to kill myself by slamming into a cop car and end up on death row for killing the cop, have I achieved my goal?

That depends on what your goal was - we only have your public statement that it was suicide.  And you have to pick the state carefully:  death row is pretty exclusive these days.