The Gripe with Christianity:

[RiverNotch]

Happiness and pleasure are not the same, unlike heaven and hell. We venerate Father Jacob as much as we venerate Saint Cecilia, and he fucked many women. We also venerate Father Abraham, his grandfather, for what he did on Moriah: we value madness over power. Jesus would kiss the beard of Karl Marx, rather than my black pittance. There is only one fact, that we are all sinners; the rest are mysteries.