Holidays-If I had kids
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Every person's house I've been in in the neighborhood has these plastic-lit trees that come up to my knee. Aint no goddamn way. . . . Halloween. All the porchlights are out. All the kids go to church parkinglots and do this thing called Trunk or Treat. Trunk or Treat; what the fuck does that even mean? If anybody is dumb enough to have kids with me, we're going to have a goddamn tree, all right. A real one. I'll go down in the woods, if there are any, and get it. And I'll be truly God damned if I'm going to take my child to a faggot ass pussy church on Halloween. I don't care if there are no porchlights on. We'll egg the whole of it. Eggshells full of piss, cum, vomit and shit! And that's how I experience religion. And holidays.

I got a sore feeling about this, since it's the holidays, I got a sore feeling. I'm not talking about anyone in particular, I'm just talking about everybody. . . . Except myself, who would like to have children by this time one of these years.
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Holidays-If I had kids - by rowens - 12-22-2018, 03:57 PM
RE: Holidays-If I had kids - by billy - 12-22-2018, 06:01 PM
RE: Holidays-If I had kids - by Xlateralus - 12-22-2018, 10:12 PM
RE: Holidays-If I had kids - by rowens - 12-22-2018, 11:04 PM
RE: Holidays-If I had kids - by Quixilated - 12-23-2018, 08:34 AM
RE: Holidays-If I had kids - by ellajam - 12-23-2018, 11:51 PM
RE: Holidays-If I had kids - by rowens - 12-23-2018, 09:37 AM
RE: Holidays-If I had kids - by Xlateralus - 12-23-2018, 02:03 PM



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