False Teeth

[busker]

Crunch some baby carrots, 
I want to hear your golden molars 
destroy something else.

I’ve been dipped in ranch
and shredded into cobb salad
so many times I feel orange
or red, splattered on the precious metals
that colour your smile.

gold teeth are usually 22 karat, and the impurity is silver...AND zinc. So 'precious metals' (The plural) is not entirely appropriate, as zinc isn't precious
just being pedantic
nice one!!