07-28-2022, 10:19 AM
I forget about murder hornets
I forgot a lot during the apocalypse
Like the popcorn in the microwave
My 3000 mile oil change
To tell them I wasn't going to make it in time
They waited for me
I pushed that hunk of crap a whole mile
To learn I couldn't fix it.
And then what
A mile walk home to stale burnt popcorn
And people who won't trust me again
I forgot a lot during the apocalypse
Like the popcorn in the microwave
My 3000 mile oil change
To tell them I wasn't going to make it in time
They waited for me
I pushed that hunk of crap a whole mile
To learn I couldn't fix it.
And then what
A mile walk home to stale burnt popcorn
And people who won't trust me again
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches