Taking Off My Hat to the Sun

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Democracy


I like attractive women
but I don't like tattoos.

I met an attractive woman, but she had tattoos,
so I skinned her.

Now I don't find her attractive
or unattractive.


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               Solitaire


I called                Three of my closest Friends ,
                      betting that they wouldn't answer.

I lost,
          or I won,
depending        on which way you look at               
                                                                      It.

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              True Love


Someone said that they were sick of my drunken
                                              thoughts.
I said that my drunk thoughts are
        more valuable than anyone's sober thoughts.
They said I'm a narcissist.
I said: That's why I drink, I can't stand my self.

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            Nirvana

      You ever been really into something
and suddenly realized you were making a
                                dopey face?
and that                      was seven years ago?