12-15-2024, 06:24 AM
Democracy
I like attractive women
but I don't like tattoos.
I met an attractive woman, but she had tattoos,
so I skinned her.
Now I don't find her attractive
or unattractive.
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Solitaire
I called Three of my closest Friends ,
betting that they wouldn't answer.
I lost,
or I won,
depending on which way you look at
It.
True Love
Someone said that they were sick of my drunken
thoughts.
I said that my drunk thoughts are
more valuable than anyone's sober thoughts.
They said I'm a narcissist.
I said: That's why I drink, I can't stand my self.
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Nirvana
You ever been really into something
and suddenly realized you were making a
dopey face?
and that was seven years ago?
I like attractive women
but I don't like tattoos.
I met an attractive woman, but she had tattoos,
so I skinned her.
Now I don't find her attractive
or unattractive.
_________________________________________
Solitaire
I called Three of my closest Friends ,
betting that they wouldn't answer.
I lost,
or I won,
depending on which way you look at
It.
True Love
Someone said that they were sick of my drunken
thoughts.
I said that my drunk thoughts are
more valuable than anyone's sober thoughts.
They said I'm a narcissist.
I said: That's why I drink, I can't stand my self.
_______________________________________
Nirvana
You ever been really into something
and suddenly realized you were making a
dopey face?
and that was seven years ago?


