2 Paracetamol (Acetaminophen).

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I understand this is a parody for unnecessary bureaucratic language. But even as a parody it seems a bit long. After the first dozen lines, you already get the message across

If it is a parody - I have perfected the model into a tour de force of outstanding energetic vitality, which presents a formal and psychological unity of unprecedented power that requires every word of the whole in order to articulate its phenomenal meaning. But it is more than a parody. I am a homecare worker and I assist clients with their medications upon a daily basis.