My name is Felicity Bloodcock.

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My name is Felicity Bloodcock
Johnny Strongpack
is the man for me
not Rupert Shitbolt
no
but
yes
Johnny Strongpack
Johnny Strongpack
you are the man for me
for I declare that
the Shitbolt family
are afflicted defeated greasy and ghastly
with a hereditary taint
and a general
overarching forward degeneracy
whereas and in
pertinent value
and solid and veritable
contradistinction
the noble blood
of the Strongpack family
is ascending now to a divinity
Johnny Strongpack
Johnny Strongpack
come to me
take fair stock now
so stand
and brightly leather
your fleshy monument
to measure the last dimension
of forever
and bring and make
your thick and doughty member
this fair grey day
of our proud December
to have a good and proper
covetous document to remember
to wit
one splendid
mortal blind and
ontological ‘argument’
and ever
being here and now
a ripe and ready fury
with my willing Bloodcock pussy.