05-11-2026, 07:03 AM
The Germans are famously if stereotypically unfunny. And I’ve never seen a Chinaman laugh at a joke that wasn’t in Chinese.
Both races are industrious, while the English have been failing since the first quarter of the twentieth century, when literacy became widespread. Because people started spending too much time thinking of the perfect repartee to actually stoke the boilers and send their children down the mines.
The Americans have no sense of humour, and are hard working to a fault, like Trump, who tweets at all hours of the day. And they have been rewarded for it with oil in Texas and Canada.
So in order to preserve civilisation, nothing funny should be allowed, on pain of death, also known as a Walmart loaf.
Both races are industrious, while the English have been failing since the first quarter of the twentieth century, when literacy became widespread. Because people started spending too much time thinking of the perfect repartee to actually stoke the boilers and send their children down the mines.
The Americans have no sense of humour, and are hard working to a fault, like Trump, who tweets at all hours of the day. And they have been rewarded for it with oil in Texas and Canada.
So in order to preserve civilisation, nothing funny should be allowed, on pain of death, also known as a Walmart loaf.