Dog expert

[CRNDLSM]

Clothespin on the nose
Air traffic control headphones
Giggling, throwing puppies in my backseat.

Last week I came over and gave nine 
Dobermans their first round of vaccines.
So cute climbing over each other in their pin.
Six weeks old.

The plan was to ween them off their mother
At eight weeks, then sell them. No problem
I will do whatever you want to do.

We think its an Irish setter,  the employees
said they saw them lock, it only takes a second.
Everything is he said she said, they said you said
She could have playtime

Theres something hanging out of my dog
She looks pregnant

7 weeks old hes throwing them in my car
Giggling saying hes done, get them out
I split them up to our 4 locations, free
With proof of residence and income

One was picked up by a laboratory studying
DNA, 50% Irish setter, 50% Doberman 
Extremely well socialized

Another left angry messages about their health
Three went home with separate employees
One was hit by car, I cant even remember
What happened to the rest

A whole year later we get a notice he is suing
for destruction of property and mental anguish
I dont blame him

The girl who checked him in quit and left
So I tracked her down and had her sign a letter 
Emphasizing his agreement to playtime
She had no incentive to help us

He dropped the suit
Fixed his dog