06-13-2026, 11:10 AM
Alright busker ill see how far I can take this, let me know when the noveltys worn off, you're my agent now after all
I found two autographed portraits of astronauts
In a random cabinet at south shore
So I put them at the front desk
On the back wall,
Just a cool thing to see
They must have boarded their dogs there before
That night Tiffany was closing by herself
She was using the restroom when
The big door bell went off
She put herself together
Slipping on a puddle
In the hallway in her rush up front
The next morning I asked where the pictures were
She told me about the doorbell
And the puddle, the pictures
Were on the floor broken
But there was no customer up front
Or even a puddle when she double checked
A lady walked in to board her poodle mix
Saw me replacing his photo
He lived next door to her
Dog drowned a few years ago
Wife died tragically the next year
Moved away, he was always a really nice guy
I found two autographed portraits of astronauts
In a random cabinet at south shore
So I put them at the front desk
On the back wall,
Just a cool thing to see
They must have boarded their dogs there before
That night Tiffany was closing by herself
She was using the restroom when
The big door bell went off
She put herself together
Slipping on a puddle
In the hallway in her rush up front
The next morning I asked where the pictures were
She told me about the doorbell
And the puddle, the pictures
Were on the floor broken
But there was no customer up front
Or even a puddle when she double checked
A lady walked in to board her poodle mix
Saw me replacing his photo
He lived next door to her
Dog drowned a few years ago
Wife died tragically the next year
Moved away, he was always a really nice guy
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches