Dog expert

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I actually have a picture of mitsi 
When I first met her
She jumped onto the baby gate
One clean jump, all four feet
Perfectly balanced 
So I wasn't surprised when they called me
Because she escaped 

They weren't surprised either
Of course it happened before 
Last time she ran straight behind the dumpster
Shivering, cowering, but not gone, all good
So there was no reason whatesoever
To let their mom know

Who couldnt be more surprised
The sunday after Thanksgiving 
Mitsi hadn't run straight to the dumpster
But just kept running
So when she calls me, im driving on Bluetooth 
My kid in the backseat

I'm going to sue you! Im calling the police!
You are going to go to jail!
You will never get another job!
I will make sure you are ruined!
So help me if you dont get my dog back
You better pray

Im running late because im in another city 
Taking care of 40 dogs on my own 
If anyone will be short staffed on a holiday
Without a babysitter, its me
So by the time I arrive, everyone else 
Has already been called in

What am I doing here?
Its 9 o clock at night, wandering
The streets looking for a tiny black dot
But this is all I can do
So when the neighborhood app finds her instead
I pack up and go home

'That lady was really mad'
I forgot my kid heard everything
She was upset they lost her baby
But its okay now, she was found
So dont you worry about me alright?
Have a Happy Thanksgiving