06-26-2026, 07:45 AM
I found out one of our clients was a lawyer
when I opened the storage closet
And his border collie bolted past my feet
Having been trapped in here by Maria
After hopping a baby gate and sneaking
In behind her pulling one bag out of its bin
Chewing the cap off a medicine bottle
And devouring who knows how many of
Me frantically pouring hydrogen peroxide
Down her throat while calling both owners
To let them know
One pill eaten, non-lethal,
thats my crazy dog!
when I opened the storage closet
And his border collie bolted past my feet
Having been trapped in here by Maria
After hopping a baby gate and sneaking
In behind her pulling one bag out of its bin
Chewing the cap off a medicine bottle
And devouring who knows how many of
Me frantically pouring hydrogen peroxide
Down her throat while calling both owners
To let them know
One pill eaten, non-lethal,
thats my crazy dog!
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches