Yesterday, 09:24 AM
Police Blotter (found poetry)
Complaint of reckless gold Honda SUV driver
If I were made of gold, I’d be reckless too.
Wouldn’t you?
Break-in reported at Oakland Street home
What’s to break at a street home?
Cardboard boxes, just lift the bottom and steal
whatever they’ve got.
Officers investigate fraud involving red Chevy SUV
Which way did that go? The car defrauded someone,
or someone defrauded the car, maybe
with mislabeled motor oil?
Complaint of reckless gold Honda SUV driver
If I were made of gold, I’d be reckless too.
Wouldn’t you?
Break-in reported at Oakland Street home
What’s to break at a street home?
Cardboard boxes, just lift the bottom and steal
whatever they’ve got.
Officers investigate fraud involving red Chevy SUV
Which way did that go? The car defrauded someone,
or someone defrauded the car, maybe
with mislabeled motor oil?
Non-practicing atheist