I am Not a Riddle

[matsunosuperfan]

Respectfully, I don't think this conceit works as conceived. A riddle about a bicycle does not inspire gravitas. That's why the poem leaves me scratching my head, because sometimes it feels like a joke but then it also seems to be like, super cereal sometimes? The themes you describe in your last response don't track, for me, with "parse this riddle, it's a bike"