Guilty Secrets

[kath3]

i used to eat chewing gum i found stuck under school desks (it was a delicacy for me cos i never went to school that much)
and i used to smoke dimps i'd picked up off the floor when i was a kid

Me too. I even went as far as grabbing some from the ground ... got a little gritty ... gum chewing was not allowed in our house.
Store bought cookies were never in our house only home baked goodies or so I thought until I discovered a drawer kept by my mother for hiding Oreo cookies. When she was busy I would sneak into the drawer, grab a few and hide in my bedroom only eating the icing which I would roll into a ball and then feed the cookie part to our dog.
Did the bathtub peeing thing too.

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when i was a kid hygiene wasn't a main priority as such; you know the cheese that forms in between the the thigh and groin area when you don't bathe: i used to scrape it off with my fingernails and sniff it under the bed clothes (great coat army jacket)

That just made me throw up a little in my mouth...

Just about did the same thing for me too.
Shouldn't this be in the sewer?