self-entitled

[Wildcard]

You're hard to please, Jill. First you ask for poetry and then you basically say I'm a washed-out junkie . . . :p

I realize this may not be classic stuff, but I also hesitate to explain it because I think all the words are there and the meaning too. Your 'translation' is pretty good, but 'hero-titled' isn't the only definition of eponymous.