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Acne scars are on my face,
they weigh and tilt it down.
Coffee hangs upon my breath,
so I don’t make a sound.
Angry thoughts are in my head,
so I try not to think.
Although my cock’s a single inch,
I’ll buy ten girls a drink.
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hello, that's quite humorous. One small comment, I feel 'but' would be better replaced with 'and though', or 'although'. otherwise, I rather enjoyed it. Marianne
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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
Should "butt" ever be replaced?
OK, I vote for "although".
Although my cock’s a single inch,
man that hurts to write,
I'll take it out and when it grows,
all the girls will fight!
Funny poem W
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a heater,
and every time it turned around,
it burned it's little peter!
Paul is dead
A dictator!
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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(05-11-2014, 02:07 PM)Erthona Wrote: What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
Should "butt" ever be replaced?
OK, I vote for "although".
Although my cock’s a single inch,
man that hurts to write,
I'll take it out and when it grows,
all the girls will fight! 
Funny poem W
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a heater,
and every time it turned around,
it burned it's little peter!
Paul is dead
A dictator!
Yes, I do suppose although is more natural than "but though", I'll give it a switch.
Googling that poem brought me to a wonderful website with tonnes of those, my favorite of which:
Mary had a little lamb,
She couldn't stop it grunting.
She led it up the garden path,
And kicked its fucking cunt in.
But does he have his shoes?
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That's funny have you heard?
Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket,
cause every time the lamb got out
the dog tried to fuck it!
Dale
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
Nice poem, I found it humorous.
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(07-09-2014, 11:51 PM)loocerie Wrote: Nice poem, I found it humorous.
Thanks.
I had thought of the title before I wrote the end of the poem, but I wasn't sure if I should make this "joke", or one about masturbation. I wish I could remember what I had had in mind about masturbation...