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[rayheinrich]

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                                                God sacrificed
                                                His only Child for us
                                                Then took Her back
                                                And claimed we owed Him

                                                            - - -

[Leanne]

This is almost conclusive proof that God is English.

[billy]

screw you that's an American god child

[rayheinrich]

This is your brain on Sonnets:

Czech girl gets high, climbs high voltage power lines

Does getting high for four straight hours and thinking you’re on a “bridge” that is actually a 40-foot power line pylon sound like fun?

That is what locals found a 21-year-old girl from Zlin, Czech Republic, doing Friday, the Austrian Times reports.

She spent four hours smoking “super-strength skunk cannabis,” which caused her to hallucinate and climb the high-voltage pole, thinking it was a bridge that crossed the Morova River which runs through Central Europe.

Locals called police to save the girl. After two hours, and with the help of drug counselors, the police were able to convince her to descend from the pylon.

“It was a nightmare because she was very much under the influence of drugs and wasn’t making much sense,” police spokesman Jan Macalikova said. “She received treatment at the hospital for her drug consumption but was otherwise unhurt. She’s lucky she didn’t get a new high — high voltage.”

Jesus fuck, when will they ever get this?
"Free verse first, sonnets later."

These youth have it SO easy. They got shoes.
You don't have shoes?
Don't complain, you still got it good.
In my day we didn't have feet!!!

They're waiting on the corner: "Hey kid, wanna write a sonnet?
Here, take these words, yeah, free, it's ok, feels good don't it?"

[bena]

Flip flops and a camel toe.
yeah...Jesus was lookin'.

[cjchaffin]

Flip flops and a camel toe.  
yeah...Jesus was lookin'.

i resemble that remark!

[Erthona]

But did he have wood? He rode a camel, but did he ride a camel toe? Of course he looked, any man would look at the rear of a slender blond haired blown out of her mind chick that doesn't know where or what she is. Easy target. I bet most women would be interested, at least for fantasy material. Yeah our insulators are much bigger than that. The police chief says, "OK, but where's the culpability. I mean, come on man!"  

"This is almost conclusive proof that God is English."  God is dead. NYT circa 1966 CE But, it's hard to keep a good God down, or was it "a hard man is good find?" The most often reported fantasy by women is "the rape fantasy" followed closely behind by the "sex with dad" fantasy. Ok, I can see the first one, as nearly every woman has this desire of giving herself to someone, but the daddy thing is just too much, you women are just sick. Talk to the hand!


I knew that tower had to be eastern European because we haven't used that type since the sixties. The tower, not the girl.

Thanks for posting Ray-O-matic, that's now my new wall paper. It just has so many layers to it, I could study it for hours.

dale