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11-14-2014, 05:35 PM
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11-14-2014, 05:41 PM
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11-14-2014, 09:03 PM
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11-14-2014, 09:46 PM
Is that hypnotoad in real life?
I can't stop staring....
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11-15-2014, 08:30 AM
The frog blinked first so I ate his lips like a pasty

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11-15-2014, 03:04 PM
(11-14-2014, 09:46 PM)bena Wrote:  Is that hypnotoad in real life?
I can't stop staring....

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11-15-2014, 03:15 PM
(11-15-2014, 08:30 AM)Keith Wrote:  The frog blinked first so I ate his lips like a pasty

Batrachotoxins (BTX) are extremely potent cardiotoxic and neurotoxic steroidal alkaloids
found in certain species of toads, melyrid beetles, and centipedes...

Farewell and adieu to you fine Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to my ladies of Spain;
For I've received orders to sail off to Boston,
So, nevermore, shall I see you again.
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11-15-2014, 03:40 PM
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11-15-2014, 05:07 PM
(11-15-2014, 03:40 PM)just mercedes Wrote:  [Image: canetoad.jpg]



I see your toad and raise you 23

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11-16-2014, 01:27 AM
Ok so I thought you could find anything on the internet. I am here to declare that finding a pic of a red belt with blue sequins is quite difficult. I looked for 15 mins then gave up, because the joke was no longer worth it. I could have made a pic in photoshop in that time, but now I am exhausted. Anyone want to take on this challenge?
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11-16-2014, 02:49 AM
I tried to photoshop one onto the toad. Just not good enough at Photoshop. Sad
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11-16-2014, 03:39 AM
argh! i click, every goddamn time. that fucking toad...

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11-16-2014, 04:37 AM
(11-15-2014, 05:07 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:  
(11-15-2014, 03:40 PM)just mercedes Wrote:  [Image: canetoad.jpg]



I see your toad and raise you 23

[Image: canetoads.jpg]



I'll have that as a shower curtain. Hysterical
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11-16-2014, 09:35 AM
(11-16-2014, 04:37 AM)just mercedes Wrote:  
(11-15-2014, 05:07 PM)rayheinrich Wrote:  
(11-15-2014, 03:40 PM)just mercedes Wrote:  [Image: canetoad.jpg]



I see your toad and raise you 23

[Image: canetoads.jpg]
I'll have that as a shower curtain. Hysterical

Just don't fall asleep in the bathtub with all those guys looking at you... you might never come out of the rabbit hole after waking up wet n naked to that!
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11-16-2014, 11:11 AM
whose been licking those things....we've had some strange poetry posted lately....
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11-17-2014, 12:47 AM
(11-16-2014, 11:11 AM)bena Wrote:  whose been licking those things....we've had some strange poetry posted lately....

Cool
cliche my forte
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11-17-2014, 03:11 PM
(11-16-2014, 11:11 AM)bena Wrote:  whose been licking those things....we've had some strange poetry posted lately....


[Image: cheesemouse.jpg]
No toad, it was moldy cheese
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