Posts: 1,827
Threads: 305
Joined: Dec 2016
gooeátoes *
My nose is running out my shoe
each time I take a step
my toes are drenched in goo.
*gooeátoes - pronounced like "gooey toes" but with a harder accent on the middle syllable.
Definition: "Mexican finger food (primarily in Sosnora State), made from cactus paste and spices; molded into the shape of the five different toes. One order, consisting of all five toes is called a foot. Often served with La Bias sauce." Spanish - English Dictionary - 53rd Edition. Maxwell House Publishing. New York, Boston, Philadelphia. 1999 
–Erthona
©2015
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
Posts: 67
Threads: 0
Joined: Jan 2015
Think I might order one now 
Posts: 294
Threads: 4
Joined: Sep 2013
Your explanation is much longer than the poem. I didn't know these existed, but I guess being where you are, you are much more knowledgeable of these things. After reading the explanation, the poem is quite funny. (but I did have to re-read)
love ya,
mel the gooey toad.
Posts: 13
Threads: 66
Joined: Dec 2009
- the partially blind semi bald eagle
Bastard Elect
Posts: 1,827
Threads: 305
Joined: Dec 2016
sjj 
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
Posts: 13
Threads: 66
Joined: Dec 2009
only babies can spread theit toes like that[and me]
- the partially blind semi bald eagle
Bastard Elect
Posts: 294
Threads: 4
Joined: Sep 2013
someone needs a pedicure...
Posts: 13
Threads: 66
Joined: Dec 2009
oh well,they're walking things,not to show off
- the partially blind semi bald eagle
Bastard Elect
Posts: 1,139
Threads: 466
Joined: Nov 2013
(01-29-2015, 02:50 PM)srijantje Wrote: 
That looks delicious....
but what're those things in the bowl?
Posts: 1,827
Threads: 305
Joined: Dec 2016
Free toes!
dale
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
just mercedes
Unregistered
Posts: 13
Threads: 66
Joined: Dec 2009
it's some german delicacy I had when I was there,didn't taste like much
- the partially blind semi bald eagle
Bastard Elect
Posts: 1,827
Threads: 305
Joined: Dec 2016
Toe jam doesn't taste like much either, although it is better than some of the other German treats like "head cheese." In case you don't know head cheese is pickled pigs brain.
Germans must be the weirdest people in the developed world. Half the country belongs to swingers clubs. I know this because I keep seeing new videos that they are constantly putting out. Of course these videos are on porn sites, but this is about them, not me (I). I swear, some people can be soooo judgmental. Hey, who died and made you my mother?
dale the Porno King (don't tell my mother)
Still meaner than Leanne
.
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
Posts: 1,325
Threads: 82
Joined: Sep 2013
ge·o·duck
ˈɡo͞oēˌdək/
geoduck
just hanging out
too big for his britches
![[Image: geoduct.JPG]](http://www.starvinmarvinswholesale.com/store/images/P/geoduct.JPG)
billy wrote:welcome to the site. make it your own, wear it like a well loved slipper and wear it out. ella pleads:please click forum titles for posting guidelines, important threads. New poet? Try Poetic DevicesandWard's Tips
Posts: 1,139
Threads: 466
Joined: Nov 2013
I wonder how Quentin Tarantino....
Posts: 5,057
Threads: 1,075
Joined: Dec 2009
01-31-2015, 08:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-31-2015, 08:29 PM by billy.)
this is bound for the pig's arse
Posts: 294
Threads: 4
Joined: Sep 2013
ella should've posted a pic of a geoduck squirting. That one is limp!
Posts: 1,325
Threads: 82
Joined: Sep 2013
I had trouble finding a closeup pic small enough to post, how's this one?
![[Image: cd3b049cf21258bbe7a13167d08b650c.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cd/3b/04/cd3b049cf21258bbe7a13167d08b650c.jpg)
billy wrote:welcome to the site. make it your own, wear it like a well loved slipper and wear it out. ella pleads:please click forum titles for posting guidelines, important threads. New poet? Try Poetic DevicesandWard's Tips
Posts: 13
Threads: 66
Joined: Dec 2009
limp,doesn't work
- the partially blind semi bald eagle
Bastard Elect
|
![[Image: 37OTQ8Z.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/37OTQ8Z.jpg)
