4.2.2015 (litter box)

[rayheinrich]

                litter box
                a cat shits -
                zen garden

[ellajam]

                litter box
                a cat shits -
                zen garden

I love this, that's life, ain't it?

[rayheinrich]

                litter box
                a cat shits -
                zen garden

I love this, that's life, ain't it?

Yes, well, at least for us peoples that somehow (through no fault of their own
[oh come now ray, ain't you heard of karma?]) live with (is this possible?) cats.

P.S. This profound fauxku came to me (via muse) as I was "cleaning" out one of my
(too numerous to mention in polite company) litter boxes.

[ellajam]

ha, they changed the packaging on the club sized litter last week, instead of a plastic bin two boxes with "handles" inside a bigger box. First time my guy lifted one the box split, a mountain on the dining room floor. It's not bad stuff on its way into the litter box.

[rayheinrich]

ha, they changed the packaging on the club sized litter last week, instead of a plastic bin two boxes with "handles" inside a bigger box. First time my guy lifted one the box split, a mountain on the dining room floor. It's not bad stuff on its way into the litter box.

My dogs destroy the cosmic center of my zen garden by taking the "rocks" out
and chewing them to pieces on the sofa.

My wife, as I'm trying to clean up the sofa, consoles me with the old adage: "Calm down, it's just shit."

[ellajam]

ha, they changed the packaging on the club sized litter last week, instead of a plastic bin two boxes with "handles" inside a bigger box. First time my guy lifted one the box split, a mountain on the dining room floor. It's not bad stuff on its way into the litter box.

My dogs destroy the cosmic center of my zen garden by taking the "rocks" out
and chewing them to pieces on the sofa.

My wife, as I'm trying to clean up the sofa, consoles me with the old adage: "Calm down, it's just shit."

Yep, a useful phrase in most situations.

[srijantje]

[ChristopherSea]

Good God Ray! That dog comment almost made me lose my breakfast...

[rayheinrich]

Good God Ray! That dog comment almost made me lose my breakfast...

You loose a breakfast, dog gains a breakfast -- the karmic cycle pedals on.

[srijantje]

yes,a perfect loop,dog shits,chris loses breakfast,dog eats,dog shits

[Erthona]

Ray's wife said: "Calm down, it's just shit."

 

ella wrote: "a useful phrase in most situations."

In this situation an accurate one as that is what dogs eat. They love to eat cat shit, or at least seem to be fairly content when doing so, but then again, dogs like to roll around in dead things. So dogs tastes are not real high up on the ole evolutionary tree, of course neither are a lot of human's taste. Saw this one clip, although I could not really watch the whole thing, where this one girl vomits into another girls mouth who swallows it. I don't think even dogs do that, and of course there seems to be plenty of folks who like to sniff others butts.
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There were two aggies (could use Yankees or rednecks) walking down the sidewalk and one notices a dog in the middle of the road licking his asshole.

Pointing he says, "Man, I wish I could do that, don't you?"

The other one says, "I don't know, he might bite!"
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dale the otherwise

[rayheinrich]

So dogs tastes are not real high up on the ole evolutionary tree

The evolutionary "tree" is a misnomer as it implies there is a height criterion
that can be equated with better/superior/etc. There is NO evidence that any such criterion
exists. A better term would be "evolutionary paths" as long as it's made clear that any specific
path down same does not lead to godhood. The ability to eat road kill, etc. is an evolutionary
advantage provided some eccentric bacterium doesn't give you the runs.

Saw this one clip, although I could not really watch the whole thing, where this one girl vomits
into another girls mouth who swallows it.

I applaud your restraint for not mentioning that said vomit consisted of previously consumed excrement.


"Two poets were walking along a road.
One notices a dog licking his asshole.
"Man, that feels good", he says.
"Enjoy it while you can", says the other,
"he's got large teeth and expects reciprocation".