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[Wjames]

Ramb’s wrinkle reduction cream
is available at reduced rates
this full moon.

Pick up two twelve ounce tubes
at Hunstville Food and Drug before midnight,
and get free tickets to Woodman’s axe throwing competition
next Sunday.

[Lizzie]

Ramb’s wrinkle reduction cream
is available at reduced rates
this full moon.

Pick up two twelve ounce tubes
at Hunstville Food and Drug before midnight,
and get free tickets to Woodman’s axe throwing competition
next Sunday.

Please let this be a "found" poem

Very funny, indeed

[just mercedes]

Are you catching TV ads as they float by? Local radio? Are there lots of wrinkled lycanthropes in your part of the world?

[Wjames]

Please let this be a "found" poem

Very funny, indeed

It's not a found poem, but I'm glad there's enough basis in reality for it to possibly, maybe be one.

Are you catching TV ads as they float by? Local radio? Are there lots of wrinkled lycanthropes in your part of the world?

I've been watching too much Check it out! on youtube for my own good:





I had a blast writing this (I may be somewhat insane), I might start writing more of this garbage every once in a while. I had to tone down the crazy a little bit, because I don't think it works to the degree it does on the show without the visual element of seeing and hearing someone say it.

[RiverNotch]

Certainly total trash -- but the good kind, like, say, Dolly Parton's augmented breasts.

[Wjames]

Certainly total trash -- but the good kind, like, say, Dolly Parton's augmented breasts.

Thanks, I wasn't sure if I could get this to work in poetry format.