When The Baffle Jams Around You

[shemthepenman]

Pigely Penguin Moo                                       
found some sky in his shoe                        
and Wiggly Wobbly Woo                              
didn't know what to do!                                              
So, Clip Cloppity Crunch                                               
smoked twelve cows for lunch—             
picked himself a bunch:                                               
yummy yummy munch!

[Leanne]

Having only smoked kippers, I can tell I'm going to have to up my game.

[Quixilated]

Oh how I love this!  And I hope there's not some secret-serious-hidden-meaning that I'm just not getting.  Because this made me laugh.  Out loud.  I hope that was the intention.  Because it made my day to do so.  

[shemthepenman]

Oh how I love this!  And I hope there's not some secret-serious-hidden-meaning that I'm just not getting.  Because this made me laugh.  Out loud.  I hope that was the intention.  Because it made my day to do so.  

nope, no super serious allegory here. and i'm glad it made you laugh.

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Having only smoked kippers, I can tell I'm going to have to up my game.

you wanna start off with something between a kipper and a cow. something like a kangaroo or a paul hogan, you know, something antipodean. . .

[Leanne]

A dolphin seems the obvious choice actually.

[just mercedes]

To quote Jim Capaldi - Whale meat AGAIN?

[Achebe]

Pigely Penguin Moo                                       
found some sky in his shoe                        
and Wiggly Wobbly Woo                              
didn't know what to do!                                              
So, Clip Cloppity Crunch                                               
smoked twelve cows for lunch—             
picked himself a bunch:                                               
yummy yummy munch!

I find 'Wiggly wobbly woo' to be an accurate summation of the human condition. You might want to reconsider the colon, too much red meat is bad for it. Can't Pigely have salad instead? Have you considered the cows' feelings?

[shemthepenman]

Pigely Penguin Moo                                       
found some sky in his shoe                        
and Wiggly Wobbly Woo                              
didn't know what to do!                                              
So, Clip Cloppity Crunch                                               
smoked twelve cows for lunch—             
picked himself a bunch:                                               
yummy yummy munch!

I find 'Wiggly wobbly woo' to be an accurate summation of the human condition. You might want to reconsider the colon, too much red meat is bad for it. Can't Pigely have salad instead? Have you considered the cows' feelings?

ok, i meant, no intentional allegory. suggestions for alternatives for the colon welcome. and Pigely is a soulless, narcissistic, psychopath, he doesn't care for the feelings of cows. he's usually eating human babies. we'er trying to wean him off them with something more socially acceptable and less cannibalistic.