This be the worst

[just mercedes]

They fuck your teeth, those caramels  
    They pull your fillings out quick smart 
 so agony unparalleled
    rips through you, damn near stops your heart.
 
But jubes will fuck them just as well
    they move amalgam north and south,  
you chew and crunch! the hounds of hell
    chase chipped enamel round your mouth.
 
All dentists live to torture man.
    They buy up candy companies;
adhesive sweets their master plan
    with Health Department subsidies.
 

[kolemath]

They fuck your teeth, those caramels  
    They pull your fillings out quick smart 
 so agony unparalleled
    rips through you, damn near stops your heart.
 
But jubes will fuck them just as well
    they move amalgam north and south,  
you chew and crunch! the hounds of hell
    chase chipped enamel round your mouth.
 
All dentists live to torture man.
    They buy up candy companies;
adhesive sweets their master plan
    with Health Department subsidies.
 

Even better

[Erthona]

I don't know how artistic this is, but it is certainly the truth!

dale

[Todd]

Mercedes Larkin, very fun read.

[billy]

loved it nom nom

[just mercedes]

Thanks guys - it's one I'm very fond of. I wrote a couple of parodies of famous poems, writing about candy. I'll post the other one.