Gormless boy

[busker]

Gormless boy

When Alexander Litvenko, poor guy,

drank his radioactive tea

he should’ve known better than to die

because time would’ve rendered

the polonium harmless

eventually.

The deep truth is formless,
we lack 20/20 sight
Ergo, the Royal Academy
and school-of-hard-knocks Jamie
are as likely to be right.

Hours spent in the toilet 
on Bill Gates’ plan, to foil it,
and slay Big Green with oil - it’s 
how I PhD’d.

Dogs can swim armless,
French maître d’s are charmless
so I could be happy 
as a grumpy amputee.

[CRNDLSM]

Is that about bill gates toilet patent? My favorite stanza here

[Mark A Becker]

Hey busker-

YEP! It's a fun one.  Good internal rhyming throughout.

I relate especially to :
I could be happy
as a grumpy amputee.


Cool sonics (and unfornately close to the truth for me, who's gone gimpy, with God-damaged appendages).

Thanks!
Mark