Ease

[rowens]

Ease


To belch is to start
a wildfire in public,

alone, 
a fart is no different from a yawn.

[Bunx]

To fart is to shit.
It's public postmodern death.
Send me to the stocks.

I do love how belch is just the public synonym for burp like normal is written into proper English.

Passing gas is my favorite or "good vibrations"

[rowens]

Heaven and Hell are connected by the same tube. This explains sex.